390514 03: The Burger King logo hangs outside a Burger King restaurant June 12, 2001 in Federal Heights, Colorado. The fast-food chain has announced it will replace the netting at children''s play areas at its restaurants following the death of a four-year-old boy who died after becoming entangled in the netting at a Burger King restaurant in St. Louis. (Photo by Michael Smith/Getty Images)

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