There’s Now A $12 Coffee At Starbucks

A 12 ounce "Jamaica Blue Mountain Reserve Siphon coffee" will set you back 12 bucks. You read that right. $1 per ounce.

It takes up to 10 minutes for them to make this ridiculous splurge. It requires some special brewing machine that looks like it came out of a bad horror movie from the 1970s. Only certain Starbucks even offer this. Those who order this get their OWN COUNTER to show everyone else in line they're so special.

And you know darn well anyone who orders this will first Instagram it to show everyone how VIP they are. Then tweet it. Then post it to Facebook. And by the time they're done, the coffee will be cold. Speaking of...