You Can Now Get Christmas Fairy Lights for Beards

This is clearly for the super festive at heart. Maybe you don't feel like fighting with a Christmas? Maybe you have a beard? You can now buy Christmas lights for the man you love who has a beard. Firebox makes Christmas lights that you actually place in a man's beard. They come with a warning-do not use if your beard is wet--for obvious reasons. Do you know anyone who would wear Christmas lights in their beard?