“Shiraz on the Shelf” Is the New Thing for Moms

Move over "Elf on the Shelf" there's a new player needing room and that's "Shiraz on the Shelf."  The adult twist to the Christmas classic is the brainchild of Dena Blizzard star of the off-Broadway show "One Funny Mother."  It sells for $29.99 and includes a wine glass and the "the most perfect Christmas poem ever."  Do you know someone that would really appreciate this for the holidays? If you could make a version of "On the Shelf" what would it be?