Mason Dixon

Weekdays 3:00pm - 7:00pm

Can you think of one Christmas that was better than others? Most think being surrounded by loved ones would qualify as the perfect Christmas.

But apparently, there is a formula for a perfect Christmas. They break it down to specific times and numbers of treats.

You wake up 7:56 A.M. to check out what Santa has left for you under the tree. And speaking of trees, a perfect Christmas means you have one real tree. You receive seven gifts. You watch five Christmas movies (I assume during the season, not all on one day.) You have AS MANY family members around you as possible. And you eat dinner at 2:33 P.M. That leaves you with plenty of time to catch an afternoon snooze after you’ve OD’d on turkey tryptophan.