Good Lord, thank you that Prince didn’t have to hear this.

55 year old Nicolas Cage has had a rough go of it lately. Cage married Erika Koike while he was drunk in Las Vegas only to regret it immediately. Erika agrees they should reverse the vows but wants spousal support claiming the whole thing has ruined her reputation.

Maybe that’s why Nicolas Cage is so angry singing “Purple Rain” in Karaoke.