Please don’t watch this. It’s humiliating. I was invited to give the new roller coaster at Busch Gardens a test drive. I didn’t think I’d whimper like a baby. One listener said I sounded like Santa Claus. By the way, a few of you asked about the seat belt straps looking loose in the video. The funny thing is… they’re not even needed. It’s just to make riders feel better! Busch Gardens CEO Stewart Clark explained in an interview I did with him here.

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