A St. Pete man was thrown out of the Barbara S. Ponce Library for being drunk. 

First of all Jonathan Chapman, if you are going to tell police you are the one and only Jason Bourne, you should look a little bit like him. Alcohol induced Jason Bourne does not look anything like Jason Bourne, but he was at the library and that’s good for a few points. Jonathan Chapman told police he was Jason Bourne and gave them a fake social security number. Chapman refused to leave the library so cops arrested him.

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