All of this hurricane stress this week was for nothing. I’m not talking about the turn Dorian is supposed to make tonight so Tampa gets spared hurricane force winds and rain. I’m saying hurricanes in general. We can beat them. Just ask this guy. We have an air force. We have ice cubes. Let’s fix this hurricane problem.
So there you have it. Leave it to a transplant to figure this whole thing out. Thank you sir. I am starting a GoFundMe page as we speak to get you your ice cube trays to test this theory out.