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Porn Company Submits Bid for Naming Rights to Miami Heat Arena

The Miami Heat might soon play their home games in the BangBros Center. Seriously. Per Yahoo! Sports, American Airlines announced that they won’t be renewing their contract with the NBA franchise…

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The Miami Heat might soon play their home games in the BangBros Center. Seriously.

Per Yahoo! Sports, American Airlines announced that they won't be renewing their contract with the NBA franchise for the naming rights to their arena.

Enter internet porn company BangBros. (That's what she said.)

BangBros announced via Twitter, "We've officially submitted our $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat Arena. We wish to thank American Airlines for their past support of the @MiamiHEATWe intend to change the name to the BangBros Center aka 'The BBC' #BangBrosCares"

Well, at least they care.

While this bid is legit and was confirmed by NBC Sports’ Jessica Kleinschmidt, it is very unlikely the Miami Heat will actually accept the bid from BangBros. However, kudos to the porn company for providing some levity to the news cycle. Chances are by the time you're reading this, "Some Levity to the News Cycle" will become its own porn sub-genre if it isn't one already.

Erica Banas is a news blogger who's been covering the rock/classic rock world since 2014. The coolest event she's ever covered in person was the 2021 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. (Sir Paul McCartney inducting Foo Fighters? C'mon now!) She's also well-versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice. #TransRightsAreHumanRights