31 year old Kaitlynn Kersey decided to forego the whole “here let me give you my number” routine at the club late Saturday night. Instead St. Pete police say she cut right to the chase and was seen having sex AT THE CLUB. Channel 10 reports security guards caught her in the act and took her outside. This will probably come as a shock, but they say she was intoxicated. She was apparently unhappy about being interrupted and started cussing the guards and police out. They say her speech was slurred. She was charged with disorderly intoxication.
A few friends on social media asked why the guy involved didn’t get charged. It does take two to tango. It sounds as if had she left quietly, the ordeal would have probably been over. But Channel 10 reports her rant to the cops included “This is why officers get shot!” Probably didn’t help her case.
To quote the wise philosopher Tone Loc, “That’s why I found you don’t play around with the “Funky Cold Medina.”
Source: Channel 10