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Jameis Winston underwent lasik surgery. Once that hit the news, the twitterverse went crazy. Here are some of the funniest tweets.
Jameis Winston asks to reverse LASIK after getting first clear look at Buccaneer’s uniforms.
We'd like to thank the @Buccaneers
'Jameis Winston for bringing one of the major plot points of "Major League" to life. @Jaboowins #LASIK
Jameis Winston after Lasik eye surgery realizing he’s had 4 receivers, not 8
Jameis Winston after Lasik:
“Mike Evans is OPEN at 27.9759° N, 82.5033° W. Preparing to fire”
Jameis Winston after having Lasik and he realizes that teams wear different uniforms
JAMEIS WINSTON GOT LASIK EYE SURGERY. IT IS OVER FOR THE LEAGUE! CANCEL NEXT SEASON AND JUST GIVE THE TROPHY TO THE BUCCANEERS.
The jokes write themselves...
i.e. He's hoping for 30/20 -- not vision, his TD to interception ratio.
Jameis Winston got LASIK surgery and now has perfect 30/30 vision.
As somebody who has had LASIK (money extremely well spent), I can confirm to Jameis Winston that it does not improve recognition of your opponent’s jersey color.