Naked Guy Crawls Through A Taco Bell Drive-Thru Window In St. Pete
Do you ever feel like you just REALLY need a taco?
Taco Bell tacos can really hit the spot, especially after a night of drinking.
Well, no matter how much you “quiero taco bell,” please don’t do ANYTHING similar to what this guy did.
According to the St. Petersburg Polics, a man named Chrisotpher Ver-Straten climbed through the drive-thru window at the Taco Bell, which is located on 4th Street North in St. Petersburg.
Now we’ve heard so MANY stories lately about incidents at fast food restaurants and specifically, at drive-thru windows. We can add this one to the list. You know what else we’ve heard a lot about? People being naked in public. This story hits on both these trends because the 33-year-old guy who climbed through the drive-thru window was NAKED! And then he just continued to lie on the floor inside the kitchen until the police arrived. He was arrested and the charge was “exposure of sexual organs.”
We hypothesized that they possibly could’ve charged him with trespassing, as well, since he climbed went through the window and into the area where only the employees should be.
What poses someone to take off their clothes and then climb through a Taco Bell drive-thru window, and then lay on the floor? It sounds crazy!
And we feel bad for the employees. If you choose a career in the medical field, you know in some instances you will be exposed to nudity. But undoubtedly, these Taco Bell employees were shocked seeing this man do this.
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