A Morons in the News story features Florida’s “Teacher of the Year” and total creep from Utah. MJ has the rest of the gang guess a story about a woman who pooped in a Goodwill, $100,000 Pyramid-style. Would you take a rebound from a guy handing out flyers? This is what a man in San Francisco did to look for his next match. Callers give their rebound stories, and tell the crew how successful those relationships were. A new study suggests elderly people are smoking more marijuana.
A wedding photographers makes a TikTok describing red flags she sees at weddings. Roxanne gives her own opinion on the matter. MJ is in trouble with Michelle after he said something about her on the air. Roxanne challenges Froggy to an arm wrestle after she says she’s freakishly good at it. After MJ talks about a story about a car rental thief, he calls BJ to talk about his crazy car rental story… and that poor heater that got filled with vomit.
Fester talks about a prison meatball recipe, and the time he convinced a co-worker he went to prison. Froggy tries to beat the world record for M&M stacking. Roxanne admits to bribing her neighbors to use their bounce house. A Morons in the News is filled with fast food stories, after a Wendy’s manager threw hot oil in a customer’s face, and a McDonald’s employee smacked someone with a fry scooper. Do you know what the Schmuck bench is? MJ has been there plenty of times.