MJ is perplexed by how many listeners can’t ride a bike. Fester’s wife is outraged that he brought a naked drawing of her to work. Do you know what a 4-fer is? It’s a word that MJ has made-up but something that many people might go through. It’s time for America’s favorite game show, What is Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani’s Face? Legally Blind Mike wants to use Gorilla Glue on his eyes, but a professional is advising not to.

Did cheating hurt or help your marriage? A new study says that it could help. MJ asks listeners for cheating stories. Did they stay together? MJ quizzes Roxanne on popular movie quotes. MJ and the gang talk about a local Morons in the News story, and a Pennsylvania woman who assaulted someone with chicken inside a Walmart. Froggy has a rat problem, but not quite like the Geico commercial. This one is a real rat. MJ says Fester is the biggest BS’er out of the bunch. Froggy pitches the Scrush Brush invention to MJ. Does he get an investment in the Schnitt Tank?

A shortage is affecting dry cleaner companies. Fester got weird questions from kids while handing out candy on Halloween. Coop says the Randy Arozarena song is cursed. An awkward ‘reply all’ story leaves a Beasley Media Group employee in total embarrassment. Someone in California is using the Gilligan’s Island theme song to torture a neighbor. The Christmas ornament for the year of 2020 is totally accurate. A Crotchey Old Man call bamboozles a security guard at a courthouse apart of a high-profile case.