If your sense of humor is as dark, sarcastic and nerdy as mine, you really need to follow @FakeThemePark on Twitter.  Announcements are made to theme park go’ers and employees of a theme park that doesn’t exist.  Whenever I’ve done appearances at Busch Gardens, Disney or Universal, I’m shocked when I find an employee who hasn’t heard of it.  Once they scroll through a few pages of tweets, they’re hooked.  Theme parks always have to put that smiling face on that everything in the world is perfect, even if behind the scenes, the cast members are miserable and cursing their existence.  The tweets are written by former Universal Tour Guide Jason Ginsburg.  We talk about how the account started, his first famous follower, @FakeThemeParks biggest tweet, why he remained anonymous for years, the Twitter accounts Jason follows that crack him up, his tips when you go to real theme parks, and Fake Theme Park’s new $5 eBook “If The Princess Rolls Her Eyes, Your Wish Will Come True.”