MJ is floored that Froggy wasn’t a good Samaritan this morning. Froggy says he didn’t want to help someone because he would’ve been late for the show. However, MJ says he said he wouldn’t have cared. MJ talks about the hostage situation in Tampa during the show. The owner of the Extended Stay where the hostages were being held calls into the show to give an update.

Kerry Washington is under fire because of a tweet saying DMX and Prince Phillip are “chatting” in heaven. While it was meant to be a sincere tweet, it sure didn’t come across that way. During her show on Thursday, Kelly Clarkson confessed that she had to use a trashcan to go “number 2” while backstage. 

Roxanne talks about a columnist who writes about “fat terms.” What does Fester think of the terms “superfat” and “inbetweenie?” A former sports reporter has gone on to further her career on OnlyFans, and she’s making way more money. MJ saw what happened to Coop last week, and has a surprise for him.