HUGE news broke late yesterday, but does anyone on the show even know what it’s about? Today’s Morons in the News features a woman, her cousin, and designer bags. A student has been arrested after he allegedly beat up his teacher. One man is trying to get his money back after facing a huge Tesla problem. Speaking of self-driving cars, what happens when a police officer pulls over a driverless car?

Have you ever experienced a horrible job interview? MJ wants to know if any callers can top his story. News has come out about a situation between Molly Shannon and Gary Coleman. Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus have filed for divorce, but can the gang guess what happened with MJ’s audio clue? Subway totally dropped the ball with a new commercial. A member of the MJ Morning Show has stall-o-phobia, but what exactly does this entail? It’s another edition of the 8-Bit Hit! Listeners must guess the music playing in 8-Bit.

A Florida woman was arrested after she allegedly put a child in a dryer, and turned it on. Do you wear shoes inside the house? New research shows that maybe you shouldn’t. Simon Cowell has said he’s going to stop doing something. Alec Baldwin’s 26-year-old daughter is getting slammed about her mini face lift. Madonna has posted another freaky video.