Fester has a video shoot scheduled with Shorty Shane to show the dangers of tumbling around in a dryer. But Fester is concerned about the segment. Today’s Morons in the News features a Florida man who allegedly bought 11 Gibson Les Paul guitars after he scammed and old lady, and another man who allegedly impersonated a DEA agent to get a discount at Wendy’s. Why is a customer from Dunkin’ trying to sue? This might work if this was the ’90s.

Gilbert Gottfried passed away at the age of 67 yesterday, and there is a haunting photo of the last 3 comedians who have passed all in one picture. Are there any narcissists on the MJ Morning Show? MJ has a list of 5 traits that could mean you might be one. A new study has come out that reveals something about bitcoin fans. Are you fraysexual? Some listeners admit they have fraysexual tendencies. Research shows that a certain band makes surgeons faster and more accurate in the operating room.

MJ plays the audio of a bunch of passengers on a JetBlue flight freaking out after their plane aborted landing several times at JFK. Climate change activists are causing damage to personal property. Is this supposed to get their point across? MJ calls up Shorty Shane to talk about the dryer video that’s supposed to be filmed after the show. Roxanne wants to rant about meat.