Yesterday’s shoot with Fester and Shorty Shane was a DISASTER. A man from Brooklyn is claiming he caught the suspected man of shooting people on the New York subway. But he doesn’t stop talking! His story might contradict the reports from the NYPD. Today’s Morons in the News features someone who crashed into a smoke shop, and a woman who said she sells meth because she can’t find a real job.
Naples police say they arrested a drunk sunburned man after he allegedly berated kids at the beach. What’s going on with all of these law enforcement impersonation stories? There is another one making headlines! Fester and Shorty Shane address the entire situation that happened at the laundromat yesterday. What started as a meaningful PSA about the dangers of putting children in dryers, ended in a call to 911 and an (almost) battery charge! So how did the entire thing go down? And how did management get involved?
Mark Wahlburg says his kids are embarrassed by him for his past. Which movie prop do you think he’s kept all of these years? The gang tries to guess which famous person has COVID in the MJ Morning Show COVID-Heardle.