Why does Roxanne want to thank members of the show? Today’s Morons in the News comes straight out of Largo. What does Tropical Smoothie have to do with a stabbing? One Morons in the News story leads to a debate about which type of whipped cream is better. Who do you agree with? MJ posted an insanely awkward picture with Bon Jovi yesterday.

A woman is seeking help after her brother was involved in a hit and run incident. Where is the video? MJ still doesn’t have approval to publish the laundromat video, but he does have a plan in the works. MJ plays the audio of the woman who got ran over 3 times and lived. Is what Pat Sajak said to Vanna White offensive? Listeners call up MJ and the crew to explain their thoughts.

MJ is really curious about the food that his neighbors are ordering on DoorDash, and wants to make a segment out of it. About a week ago, MJ took a video of a woman who got news about an available kidney while on her flight to Tampa. She speaks with MJ and the crew about her experience live in the studio. This person really got arrested AGAIN? Can the gang guess who it is based on the MJ Morning Show Daily Double clue? Amy Schumer said she’s received death threats based on a joke she told at the Oscars.