Roxanne says she’s changed her sleeping habits, but this has affected how she dreams. She even admits to dreaming about a member of the MJ Morning Show. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who wreaked havoc at Target with a hatchet. The wheels on a Michigan school bus are doing more than just going ’round and ’round. A local man was caught exposing himself at Wawa, and it turns out it’s a Wawa Fester frequents. 

After getting the no-go from Steve Triple Nipple Triplett, MJ asks listeners if Fester and Shorty Shane should re-do the laundromat dryer video. MJ went to the Bon Jovi concert on Friday, and he noticed a few things about the show. They’re magically delicious! It turns out the FDA is opening an investigation on the supposed Lucky Charms illnesses. What happened after a kindergartener in Michigan brought tequila to school? Breaking football news could only mean one thing… Do you think the gang knows what it could be?

New regulations have rolled out for off-duty New Jersey cops and marijuana. Speaking of marijuana, a daycare owner got fired after kids got into a stash of THC-laced goldfish. What happens after a guy who told his boss he doesn’t want a surprise party at work gets one anyway? An almost half-million dollar settlement! SNL brought an old commercial to life again with Lizzo as host and musical guest. Roxanne has started her ProLon diet with MJ and Michelle, and she’s already angry.