News broke early this morning about an officer who was shot at a Circle K in Pinellas Park. MJ has the details on what went down. Today’s Morons in the News features someone who goes far beyond the tendencies of a porch pirate… This person stole a lot more than just one package! A woman comes to the rescue after MJ asks if any laundromat owners will let Shorty Shane and Fester record a new PSA video. There’s an update on the man who was caught throwing whipped cream in strangers faces in South Carolina… Apparently the suspect is still at large.

Roxanne got an angry e-mail from a listener about her parenting skills. Roxanne also reveals that she thinks her daughter is an amazing singer, in the least stage-mom way possible. MJ and the crew play an audio bite of her daughter singing. A video is making rounds after Bill O’Reilly, former Fox News host, was seen yelling at a JetBlue gate attendant at an airport. But this isn’t the first time he’s had a blow up. Fester and his wife Alyson noticed there might be a violin scam around the Bay area. Have listeners noticed this too?

Froggy finds an old crank radio show when he pretended to have a monkey co-host. A tiger chomped down on a Florida man’s arm after he entered an enclosure. Why did he do it? There’s update on the fire that broke out at a Home Depot in California. It’s time for another edition of… What Did MJ’s Neighbor Order on Uber Eats? Can MJ and the crew listen to a full clip of a podcast host and Kim Kardashian speaking in vocal fry?