Today’s Morons in the News indirectly features a celebrity who was arrested up on his re-entry into the United States. What is he being charged for? A carjacker in Texas got a serious serving of car-ma after he stole an elderly woman’s car. A Minnesota man is facing charges after he harassed a hotel employee with a wand. Shorty Shane, Buck, and Effie join MJ and the crew to talk about the new dryer video. 

Some airlines are taking back some banished customers now that mask rules are relaxed. Have any MJ Morning Show listeners ever been banned from an airline? Gangs are targeting these individuals, and MJ hopes they don’t make their way to Florida. A video has gone viral after an 8-year-old was detained by police for allegedly stealing a bag of chips. Where do listeners stand on the controversy? Is Barry Manilow okay? After being admitted to the COVID-cabana, there still isn’t an update on his condition.

Two people in Florida were arrested after wedding guests were given food laced with THC. Espresso martinis are gaining popularity at the bars, but doctors are weighing in on the caffeinated drink. Speaking of alcohol, how does alcohol just go missing? American Airlines has some explaining to do. The Depp v. Heard lawsuit is heating up, with unbelievable details about their marriage coming out every day. What’s the latest?