MJ did some detective work while walking his dogs last night. He noticed that someone drove into a rock barrier that one of his neighbors set up to prevent people from driving on their lawn. Paint was left behind on one of the rocks, or was it blood? MJ also gathered some information about another neighbor, who’s daughter was found on a “sugar daddy” dating website.

DJ Skrizzle (a.k.a. Froggy) wrote a song about Roxanne’s retaliation to Fester. In his “Whip It Out” hit, Skrizzle demands to see Roxanne’s vaccination card. What will be Roxanne’s rebuttle? During the show, a man in Pinellas Park barricades himself inside a hotel on Ulmerton Road. MJ has a story about this exact Comfort Inn & Suites.

Amazon announced that it will be allowing Whole Foods to let customers buy their groceries with a swipe of their palm. MJ doesn’t like the idea of this, but some listeners think this is a great idea. Ketchup packets, canned corn, and chicken wings have all been short in the last year. What is the new potential food shortage coming?