Fester and Shorty Shane are shooting the new laundromat video after the show, but management is worried about some legalities. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who urinated in a gas station beer cave. Mike Tyson was caught on video punching someone on a Florida bound flight on Wednesday. Would you ever pay for someone to name your baby? The amount is outrageous.

There’s no shortage of marijuana stories today. A Clearwater marijuana dispensary lit up in flames, and an accident on a Missouri highway resulted in weed all over the road on 4/20. Roxanne reveals that Doug was in an accident yesterday. Froggy debuts a new character named Yuck Face. But of course, the studio gets totally destroyed.

MJ chats with Shorty Shane about the dryer video. Does he have any reservations about shooting? CNN+ was a total failure… and the company lost a ton of money. There’s new science on walking fast, and this might affect MJ’s afternoon walks. A new documentary about Girls Gone Wild is set to release soon, and it’s supposed to expose a lot of dark details about the founder.