Today’s Morons in the News features a woman who says she never threatened to blow up a school, a woman who had a crappy experience at a national forest, and a Clearwater teacher who got a DUI. Michelle wants MJ to reenact a photo of Johnny Depp that was recently released in the Depp v. Heard trial. More news has come out about the alleged abuse allegations, but one makeup company has opened up some holes about Heard’s defense.
MJ goes to the MJ Morning Show Grudge Lines to ask listeners what they are holding grudges about. An Arby’s employee is in hot water (or in this case, oil) after they allegedly through hot oil at a customer. It’s the world premiere of the Fester and Shorty Shane laundromat video! You can finally watch Fester throw Shorty Shane in a dryer to show the dangers of using them as punishment.
Body cam footage has been released of a deputy asking a groom questions after wedding guests ate food laced with marijuana. There’s an update on the man who got punched by Mike Tyson on a JetBlue flight, and it turns out he has a record.