Today’s Morons in the News is very gun heavy. One story has to do with one of Fester’s favorite stores to shop at, and another has to do with a ding-dong ditch situation gone bad. Why did an NFL player get arrested in Pasco County? MJ finds a picture of an inflatable Jesus, but wonders if it’s appropriate. 

There’s something new every day about the Depp vs Heard court case, and today is no different. What did Depp have to say about Heard, according to an audio piece played in court? MJ saw a sign in an elevator about tipping hotel employees, but is this going too far? Listeners weigh in on the topic. It’s another edition of Hal Herman’s Heardle! Listeners must guess the song by just a few beats. How many listeners can guess the popular songs correctly?

A woman on TikTok has gained some traction after saying a man told her what to wear on a date. Has this happened to any listeners? How did thieves manage to break into a marijuana dispensary? Speaking of marijuana, more and more pets are consuming their owners’ supply.