MJ missed a major out of this world event this morning. He’s also tired of seeing all the social media pictures that apparently determine your personality. Why are Fester and Michelle texting each other? Should MJ be concerned about this?

Has your credit card ever been declined? Listeners share their stories about the times they’ve had that embarrassing feeling upon a purchase. Servers also shed light on their experiences with customer card issues. A ton of new information on the ‘Rust’ shooting has come to light, and some body cam footage shows a surprisingly cooperative Alec Baldwin. Just because masks are not enforced on airlines anymore, doesn’t mean idiots are no longer on airplanes. There’s one thing that might be changing about flight attendants, and a lot of pilots and flight attendants are ready for this change.

A Popstroke is opening in Sarasota, but MJ and the crew have a better idea of what the putt putt golf course should incorporate. In late Morons in the News, a Georgia man high on shrooms goes airborne, a possible meth lab gets discovered in South Florida, and a child mistook their dad’s pot gummies for Easter candy.