Fester’s shirt reminds MJ of a story about Trump and tomatoes. MJ has to pull off a MacGyver style stunt to fix his microphone. Today’s Morons in the News features a man with a gun outside Magic Kingdom, and a mother who thought it was too annoying to feed her kid. A Home Depot commercial catches the attention of MJ and the crew. A Florida man took matters into his own hands after he saw a man walking his dog on a golf course. A divorce attorney claims you should stay away from certain professions, and they all have something in common. These apps on your partner’s phones could be red flags!

A new survey says Americans aren’t adding anymore streaming services. Fester is OBSESSED with a new show on Netflix. Betty White’s home is on the market, but there’s something strange about the listing. Michelle found a new way to describe what Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp’s bed.

The mayor of NYC wants citizens to tattle on cops who are seen on their phones, and MJ has a problem with this. MJ is doing a new test at the doctor’s office after the show. There’s an update on Amber Heard and Elon Musk’s relationship, and Michelle has some theories to share after yesterday’s trial.