Today’s Morons In The News comes from the gold mine of local morons, Largo. A man was caught hiding drugs in his prosthetic leg. A reporter in Las Vegas was arrested and sentenced for reckless driving. She was caught passed out behind the wheel of her car. MJ plays the apology she issued on the air.
MJ asks Gen Z Producer about a new trend happening around the younger generation. Does Coop know about people his age dressing like elderly people? A once-hated shoe brand has recently seen sales skyrocketing. A listener contacts MJ and asks if he could play a Crotchety Old Man call after hearing about MJ’s weird dream about an elevator.
MJ exposes Fester with his box of crap. Fester has somehow managed to accumulate a ton of junk over the course of the show since it’s launch in October. MJ goes through the box and asks Fester why these items are necessary. There’s an update on the Lady Gaga dogwalker case, and Roxanne talks about a trait that many people find attractive.