Is Roxanne okay? She basically concussed herself as the show open was playing. Today’s Morons in the News features two people right here in Tampa Bay. A driving instructor was caught driving under the influence in Pasco County, and a homeless man from Clearwater stole clothes from a family’s luggage.

Michelle has a problem with MJ, and it has something to do with egg salad. It’s something MJ has mentioned before, but can the gang figure it out? MJ is trying to find a cheap flight, but can’t find anything under $2,000…. unless he flies with an airline he’s never been on before. Do listeners think he should buy the cheap tickets? New research reveals that couple who bank a certain way will last longer. Khloe Kardashian denied the claims that she has butt implants, but MJ talks with his plastic surgeon brother Drew about the allegations from her fans. Have you seen Madonna’s face? A new video she released shows Madonna looking almost unrecognizable.

One story seems to circulate the news outlets around every Easter, and Roxanne might be part of the problem. MJ chats with the owner of a bar in Brandon that rescued by the Bar Rescue TV show. Is something wrong with Froggy? MJ addresses an issue about Froggy on the air. A man was caught pleasuring himself on a Southwest Airlines flight, but how long did it take before someone actually said something?