A listener is wondering where MJ gets the show open music from. Fester got to work an hour early yesterday, and he decided to go back to sleep. Coop caught Fester sleeping on video. MJ wants to do an experiment on a certain listener after a very specific song plays before the gang goes back on the air. Today’s Morons in the News features a bus driver who got students to swab for a COVID test. What was she planning on doing with this?

Fester has a very off encounter with an employee for another radio station. Are you a scanner skipper? Turns out, a lot of anonymous callers admit to doing this. Are you too pretty to date? Some woman claim to be online. Britney Spears posted another bizarre video online, and this one shows her rolling around the sand topless. How many streaming services do you have? Roxanne had a “Mommy Dearest” moment yesterday with her kid. She might be spreading herself too thin…

Instacart is taking action of “tip baiters.” MJ is having a Sopranos-like problem at his house. People at Meta say Mark Zuckerberg requested to be called a nickname from Lord of the Rings… You won’t believe how much a Dolce & Gabanna tiara sold for.