MJ has noticed that people drive like maniacs early in the morning. He’s been constantly dealing with racers and weavers on the Howard Frankland bridge during his commute to work. Speaking of crazies, a Miami woman was arrested for fighting police when hotel staff told her she booked her room the day after she actually arrived.

Roxanne says she is getting her vaccine at a mystery pharmacy. MJ thinks this is a ruse so he calls up Roxanne’s fiance, Dig Doug, to verify if this is true or not. Dig Doug also says he was almost a potential buyer a few years ago of a portion of the property where the Piney Point water breach was located. It’s a good thing he didn’t.

Buckingham Palace announces the death of Prince Philip at 99 during the show. Wedding or Mortgage? MJ asks callers if they were given the option to spend money on a wedding, or use that money for a down payment on a house. The woman with the world’s longest fingernails finally gets them cut.