MJ noticed a sinkhole opening up outside the Beasley Media Group after yesterday’s show. This caused MJ to have a dream about the sinkhole last night, and in his dream, Fester got swallowed up by it. Is that why Fester is late this morning? Today’s Morons in the News comes out of a Florida neighborhood. Apparently, a man in Deltona was literally caught with his pants down outside a woman’s window.

Are humans normally good or bad? After this story, it might change your mind about humanity. Just look twice for motorcycles, folks. Fester is excited that Krispy Kreme is now giving out TWO free donuts with a vaccine card. Coop and Fester’s favorite show, Big Brother, is having trouble with something called “wall yellers.”

Tampa Bay banks are making headlines this week. One woman tried to rob a Bank of America in Tampa yesterday, and someone in New Port Richey ran into a bank this morning. Do you know about “back burner relationships?” MJ chats with callers about where some people may stand in their relationship with another person.