MJ noticed a jogger get totally drenched by a car passing by on the road this morning. Then, MJ had an encounter with Roxanne on the road. But, Roxanne didn’t know it was MJ who was driving behind her. How did a woman use dog poop to ward off a kidnapper? MJ and the gang talk about the strange but useful tactic.

MJ finds a study that says most people only experience 13 pain-free days a year. Does this correlate with the rest of the crew? Roxanne says she does experience the phenomenon knows as the “Sunday scaries” but MJ says he’s never experienced this. Fester could be getting fired after a new policy with Beasley Media Group. How can he get out of this one? MJ plays a Crotchety Old Man Call when Milton Fludgecow applies to be a delivery driver.

Are you on the Whisper app? Michelle explains how the app works, and what secrets are being unveiled in the Schnitt neighborhood. People are saying Al Roker is too old to be going out in Hurricanes to give live reports. What does America’s weatherman have to say to the haters? Delta Airlines Employees are having problems with their uniforms.