Yesterday, MJ saw a jogger get totally splashed by a car driving on the road. Coop made a sound effect to redeem himself of the awful one he used yesterday. There’s an update to the Corvette joy ride story the gang talked about about a week ago. What did the owner do to make up for the situation? The Milk Crate Challenge takes a life, but not in the way you think.

A prankster gets his way when a school board councilman reads a bunch of dirty names at a meeting. Do you know a “Phil McKraken,” “Eileen Dover” or a “Wane Kerr?” Ignorance is most definitely bliss. Roxanne had her nail lady over at her house, and her nail lady mistook the Kabul airport for an American one. 

Do you have a problem with the terms “‘darlin,” “sweetie” or “honey?” A cow was spotted in the backseat of a car at the drive-thru of a McDonald’s. MJ thought Fester dropped the ball on this assignment, but now, the ball has been picked up. Fester has finally scored a gas nozzle and will become “Gas Nozzle Man.”