MJ outs Fester for a situation that happened in the Beasley building yesterday. What could possibly go wrong when you add Fester’s destructive habits to the employee restroom? The Titanic sank in 1912, so what does it have to do with one of the morons in the news?

Fester already knows about this french fry hack, but you might not. Apparently you can ask for fry refills at certain fast food restaurants. Keto might be really bad for you. Roxanne says she’s tried the diet before. How did it work out?

After a story about a Frontier flight passenger going absolutely berserk, Fester tries to duct-tape Froggy to his chair to see if it actually works. Coop gives MJ a package 5 weeks too late. What was inside that could have protected the lives of MJ and his family?