Today’s morons in the news is about a man who was ran over after he urinated in his neighbor’s lawn. This brings up a story about Froggy. Does he have something in common with today’s morons in the news? Fester admits he crashed an expensive buffet in Canada. How did he manage to not get caught?
Roxanne brings in her daughter’s school supply list and reads it on the air. Why is there an absurd amount of items on there? Fester and Froggy debut a new game show: What Is Fester Eating? Fester eats various foods behind a curtain, and MJ and Roxanne have to guess.
Beach goers, let this be a warning to you. MJ talks about the worst sunburn ever. Rihanna is officially a billionaire, and a member of The Offspring gets the boot. What did he do?