MJ calls out Fester for wearing the same shirt two days in a row. But Fester says it’s a completely different shirt. Guess who’s coming to dinner? MJ invites over the rest of the gang to his house, but who will actually be able to make it? Today’s Morons in the News features a West Virginia man who calls 911 to try to get his friend out of a speeding ticket, a young woman in Citrus County who stripped naked at a nursing home, and a machete wielding man in Clearwater.

Froggy had a technological uh-oh at his house over the weekend. He admits he left a stream going online for 23 hours… and his wife was recorded in the process. MJ still has a major package problem. But it seems like a lot of people in Tampa do too! The USPS Ybor distribution facility is holding up a lot of packages for customers and vendors. Roxanne reveals to MJ that her friend gets a babysitter for her dog, even if she’s only going to be gone for a few hours.

A home in Ohio for sale features carpet ALL OVER the house. Yes, this includes the kitchen. Is the home of the Laundrie family going up for sale? MJ has the details. People on the internet are gushing over a video of a Secret Service member. Fester can’t stop watching the video of the brawl at a Skyzone in Tampa. Adele is starting a residency in Las Vegas, and someone on the show is going to be dragged their by their wife.