As soon as the show opens, Fester admits that he has to apologize for making fun of MJ’s sauce. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers secured a win during yesterday’s game, but not before Mike Evans totally trucked a cameraman on the sideline. On Friday, MJ and the crew talked about Adele’s residency in Las Vegas. Now, another celebrity celebrity is launching an entire cruise. Will this entice a member of the show? Today’s Morons in the News features a Tesla demonstration that went wrong, and a woman who was arrested after smoking marijuana on Facebook Live. 

How do people who work from home get away with this? Many people are familiar with the “mouse jiggle” maneuver, which shows you as active to your employer. Can listeners attest to this? Fester saw a sign at an intersection, and there’s no possible way this isn’t a scam. MJ also recently saw a sign on the corner of an intersection, and he doesn’t even know why people would buy this. Remember how Roxanne and Doug are out $25,000 because of Tommy Fury’s fight withdrawal? Well, there’s an update.

MJ gets an honest review of the gang’s time at the Schnitt house. What did everyone think about the sauce? Fester also explains how he got his hands on his white elephant gift, and who ended up getting it at the end of the night. Does Jeff Bezos not know how to read the room? Peloton stock went down on Friday after it was apart of a certain T.V. show. People are giving Chrissy Teigen crap online after she posted a picture, but it might not be that big of a deal.