Why is MJ so out of breath? Well, he had to hitch a ride from Fester this morning. With the history of Fester’s Lincoln Town Car, one can only imagine the trouble they had this morning. But Fester says, it wasn’t his fault. Today’s Morons in the News features a plethora of stories from everyone’s favorite Florida town, The Villages. Golf cart crashes, DUIs, and possum’s all factor in to today’s stories. 

A trans woman on TikTok admitted to not disclosing her gender status to men at the bar. What do listeners think of this situation? Roxanne has a special request to ask of MJ. Froggy thinks her request isn’t necessary. Michelle has a crazy story about a hairdresser who fired one of her clients. But is this reason a little too ridiculous? MJ and the crew chat with Sheriff Grady Judd to talk about the substitute teacher who was caught having relations with a student.

Why did Steve Harvey ask a pageant contestant to do a cat noise? Hilaria Baldwin should just stay off of social media, because what she posts just isn’t helping her husband. At all. Dr. Oz is officially leaving his how, and his daughter will take place. But her daughter’s resemblance to a certain celebrity reminds MJ of the time he met this person. A woman was fired after accepting a $4000 tip. So why did this happen?