MJ noticed an awful smell once he got into his car this morning. Roxanne saw what MJ saw this morning, and he thinks someone left it overnight. What exactly was it? Today’s Morons in the News features a thief who tried to steal tires from a dealership… off of the cars! Another automobile moron left a private car seller empty handed when a “customer” didn’t return from a test drive. MJ also talks about the worst bank robber ever, and the worst girlfriend ever.

MJ finds a story that determines a woman’s strength. What does this reveal about Roxanne? She says that she can beat 50% of the morning show men in an arm wrestling match, so Froggy steps up to the plate. MJ has breaking news about his trip to London, and how this might affect his daughter Chloe. The MJ Morning Show video surprise is released, and MJ and the crew finally reveal what their top secret video idea was. Men who vape could face a certain male organ defect. 

MJ plays the $100,000 Dollar Pyramid to get the gang to guess a news story about where a live grenade was placed. Froggy complains about back pain in the middle of the show, so Roxanne and Fester walk on his back to soothe his pain. South Carolina police are searching for a ruinous pig. Is Britney Spears posting cryptic messages about having another baby? Billie Eilish revealed something about her hosting gig on SNL.