What is “Jesus in a Bottle?” MJ has brought this up before, but he wants to know what is that makes it so special. Roxanne accidentally blurts out that she recently had Botox done. This reminds MJ of the game he plays every night while he does prep. Have you ever played “Which Reporter Has Botox?” Today’s Morons in the News features a woman who brought a gun with her to work at the airport, and a man who set his roommate’s bed on fire. How many times has Fester been a Moron in the News? He recounts idiotic stunts he’s done on the MJ Morning Show in the past.

Will Froggy’s wife be getting the pele-tot? MJ wonders how Little Tikes is able to sell this toy version of the popular exercise bike. As MJ was leaving work yesterday, he noticed dozens of cars on the side of the Howard Frankland. After an MJ Morning Show Idiot-Team Investigation, Fester finds out that a dislodged drive axle shattered and caused many motorists to have flat tires. Coop discovers who John Wayne is after Fester finds out he thought a picture of the famous actor was an employee’s grandfather.

Roxanne thinks she caught ghosts on camera. What else could this be? MJ and the gang can’t think of any other explanation. Alec Baldwin is now saying he didn’t fire the gun that caused the death of Halyna Hutchins, according to a teaser for a new interview on ABC tonight. This talking Christmas will FREAK you OUT! Do Canadians tip? MJ takes callers from servers. Coop’s favorite story of the day involves a man who broke the world record the for the loudest burp.