It’s another foggy day in Tampa Bay. MJ breaks out the fog horn, but does anyone know exactly where the sound effect comes from? Fester’s daughter, Hadley, noticed something about Roxanne in an MJTV clip. It must be really hot in the studio for this to happen. Today’s Morons in the News features two snake stories. One man burns down his home in attempt to get rid of a snake problem, and another man finds a snake in his couch.

Roxanne asks if she can leave during a segment to settle her problem with Apple. But after diving deeper into the situation, the gang finds out Roxanne might be getting scammed. Have any listeners had this happen to them? The worst thing happened to a woman on a date. It’s so bad, MJ can’t even explain it in full detail. A giant brawl broke out at a McDonald’s in Atlanta. Was it really over this simple item? Roxanne reveals to the rest of the gang she was supposed to rent a house out to an athlete coming to Tampa. Sadly, this person cancelled. MJ and the gang talk with WiLD 94.1’s Orlando and the Freakshow as they collect toys and cash for the Children’s Home Network in Tampa.

A substitute teacher was fired after he was giving karaoke lessons to students in class. A woman on TikTok claims her guinea pig chewed her hair while she was sleeping. A man in Gainesville was arrested for allegedly using a flamethrower on his neighbors, and a nursing home thought they were being attacked! Turns out, something was in the toaster that didn’t belong. Should MJ remix the Leonard Fournette song with Jussie Smollett?