Tom Brady made a big announcement on his “Let’s Go” podcast regarding his retirement, but an even bigger one comes towards the end of the show. Today’s Morons in the News features a Georgia police chief who said a cop looked like a “Hooters girl.” A man in Largo made headlines after he allegedly fired at tree trimmers for being too loud. MJ has to address something Fester says about lawn guys. But MJ finds some of the lawn guys in his neighborhood a nuisance. Do callers feel the same?

Kanye West is reportedly planning a fashion show lined up with homeless people, which reminds Froggy of a popular move from the early 2000s. Yesterday, hundreds of roofing nails dumped all over a road in St. Petersburg. MJ gives him great praise after he talks about how his company handled the situation. Froggy debuts another 8-bit hit, this time with TV show theme music. Can callers guess the songs correctly? Yesterday, Roxanne admitted that she gives something up once every 4 years, and she just recently gave another thing up in her daily diet.

MJ has some speculation in the truth about these two viral TikToks. One is about a woman who claims she will breastfeed her kids until 6-years-old, and the other is about an Uber driver picking up her cheating boyfriend. Alec Baldwin has settled in a lawsuit. Tom Brady announces breaking news about his retirement. MJ has the full report.