MJ had a very busy weekend. First, he was the Grand Marshall at the Knights of Sant’ Yago Knight Parade in Ybor City, and then he had to go to Miami for his brother’s wedding. Not only did he miss a majority of the Super Bowl, but he also had to book a room at a murder motel. Today’s Morons in the News features a man who was arrested after he was found with 11 fingers. However, one of them wasn’t his. Fester calls today “Super Sick Monday” because the Monday after the Super Bowl is notorious for being a big call out day.

A school bus driver in Florida was arrested after being drunk behind the wheel with a ton of kids on board. MJ and the crew’s Super Bowl Egg Test prediction was inaccurate, but the gang thinks it all has something to do with Froggy. Did he screw it up? Hal Herman hosts a special Valentine’s Day Truth Booth. The gang has to answer questions 100% honestly about themselves and their spouses.

What did you think of the Super Bowl? Fester found the game boring, and the commercials to be dull. A flight had to make an emergency landing after a passenger tried to get inside the cockpit. How did a flight attendant and a coffee pot save the day? MJ got something special from Michelle for Valentine’s Day. But he says he can’t say it on the air. Tom Brady’s last touchdown football is up for auction, and someone might get a big paycheck.