Groundhog turmoil has erupted in New Jersey after it was announced one of their groundhogs died, just days before Groundhog’s Day. Yesterday Tom Brady announced his retirement, and MJ has a parody song to play for one last plea for Tom to stay. Today’s Morons in the News features lottery ticket thievery, and a Florida man named “Psych.” And no, it’s not short for psychology major.

Does Tom Brady’s wife Giselle have a nickname? Froggy thinks he knows what it is. A former Amazon manager was caught stealing thousands of items worth of goods. But how did he get tracked down? Fester has been very secretive about a new bit idea, and it has to do with Roxanne. She caught him doing this in the act today. Yesterday and oil tanker flipped over on a busy roadway in Tampa. An oil tank driver calls in, and so does an eye witness. A woman claims she wasn’t let into Universal Studios Orlando because of the size of her breasts. How do listeners feel about Tom Brady’s retirement? Some listeners shed light on things MJ didn’t even think of. MJ was featured on News Channel 8 WFLA for the call with John yesterday. Reporter Chip Osowski phones in with MJ and the crew to talk about the story.

Two videos are making rounds after a fight breaks out in a Golden Corral over steak, and a car that flipped on the Palisades Parkway. The guy behind the car flip video reminds MJ of a famous YouTuber, notorious for his food reviews. Simon Cowell has sustained another injury after flipping of his bicycle… again. Gas is headed toward $4 a gallon in the Tampa Bay area. Could it get higher? Athletes competing in the Olympics were given a strong suggestion by the FBI. Is this a red flag?