The MJ Morning Show is live on this Presidents’ Day. MJ says his son Julian has been starving on his trip. Where is he going that he wasn’t allowed to eat? Today’s Morons in the News features a West Virginia couple who were overheard making plans to rob a Goodwill. Today’s local morons include a woman who exposed herself to a St. Pete police officer, and a Florida man who admitted to being “high and happy” during a DUI stop.

MJ loves his pressure washer, but Michelle? Not as much. A new pill could prevent men from cheating. MJ asks women listeners if they would ever give former lovers a pill to stop cheating. Roxanne was yesterday’s Wiki Feet celebrity of the day. But the pictures on the site aren’t from Fester, so where did they come from? Kanye West has a lot of beef with celebrities lately. But some of the names on his list are ridiculous. Not only does the Queen have COVID, but so does a famous pop singer.

Avocados from Mexico are finally allowed back into the United States. A woman was arrested in Tennessee after she allegedly exchanged vapes for sex from teenagers. In today’s Olympic update, an athlete says his wiener froze during the games. Getting a new phone number in Tampa? You probably won’t get signed up with the “813.”