It’s two twenty-two twenty-two on this Tuesday! Roxanne has an astrological report on the significance of this day, and she says something even weird happened to her at 2:22 am. Today’s Morons in the News features a sleepwalking carjacker, a Walmart employee stabbing, and a very apologetic bank robber. 

MJ plays a new game with the crew, “Will the Garbage Man Pick That Up?” This all started because of what MJ noticed in his neighbor’s garbage bin. Britney Spears has allegedly signed a $15 million book deal, but will she be the one writing it? MJ noticed the profession “intimacy consultant” for the first time on movie credits. But it turns out, this is a real thing in Hollywood. There are more rumors surrounding Tom Brady and his retirement. Antonio Brown has made some allegations on his Instagram. Could these be true?

Do you have a leftover food nightmare story? MJ brings up a story that is now making headlines about a person who had to get their leg amputated after eating leftover lo mien. Some callers have really sickening stories. Does anyone in Tampa have a ‘656’ area code? You won’t believe what a fisherman caught in MJ’s neighborhood. Apparently, a young celebrity is already preparing for the grave… and this is bothering their neighbors.